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Dirty Bombs 0

Dirty Bombs

There’s nothing worse than walking into a toilet and finding pee on the seat. Or so I thought until Thursday.A friend walked into the toilets at her work and discovered not one, but two poo pellets on the seat.I have a number of questions about this. How do you manage...

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2. Dear Drunk Destitute Lady

Dear Drunk Destitute Lady, Today when you got down on your knees and looked under our table for cigarette butts, I looked down at my sandals, which I’d kicked off, to make sure you didn’t take them. I’m ashamed of that. What I really wanted to do was push the...

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1. Dear Soap

Dear Soap, If, when you squirt out green and squishy in my palm, you destroy all the bacteria in my entire body and then replace it with aloe vera and olive oil, can I really expect to be the same person I was before I bathed in the green waters...

Loo Users Lose Out 0

Loo Users Lose Out

This is just the sort of story I find so disappointing. Bloody vandals have forced the closure of toilets. Maybe it’s worth paying $US30,000 a year to have vandal-free spaceship toilets.

Spaceships, Toilets & Tycoons 0

Spaceships, Toilets & Tycoons

I was absolutely stoked to discover that there’s a Toilet Tycoon. Well, not quite. Louis Herrera is a self-proclaimed toilet expert. He is also the president of Public Facilities and Services, a company looking to sell amazing self cleaning, polite, music playing toilet contraptions at amazing prices to less than...

The City that Never Pees 0

The City that Never Pees

I was surprised to discover today that New York has a real toilet problem. I wonder how much this has to do with Americans’ distaste of the word ‘toilet’. Whatver the reason, tourists to the Big Apple are warned to plan toilet breaks in advance! The Bathroom Diaries has a...

Toilet Trophies 0

Toilet Trophies

I’ve traveled the world quite a bit and in various countries I’ve sometimes seen a toilet displaying a plaque proudly stating that it is a winner of some toilet award or other – from caravan parks in Australia to the Forbidden City in Beijing. I don’t know why this is...

Very Normal People Pee 0

Very Normal People Pee

A number of for articles have come out of the UK 2015 this week about various Community Toilet Schemes. The scheme was initially trialled in Surrey, with the local council paying £600 to pubs and businesses to allow passers-by to use their facilities. The Publican reports that the scheme has...

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Bog Roll 01

Most of my Inspiration observations about toilet etiquette are Salt made at work. My work Wholesale Miami Dolphins Jerseys toilets are located in the stairwell between two floors, meaning that we share our toilets with the ladies from the floor below. So when I notice cheap MLB jerseys a breach...

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World Toilet Summit 2007

The World wholesale nba jerseys Toilet Summit has just wrapped up in New Delhi. Supported by the great people Uniform at the World Toilet Organisation, the summit was a platform for government organisations, way! non-government organisations, town-planners, architects and UN bodies мир! to develop strategies to alleviate the (developing) world’s...